Thanks, Heidi Montag, for that profound insight: Miley's just "exploring herself" under those Annie Leibovitz sheets. That makes the whole thing so much better.
Celebrity parents have weighed in; now it's time for the (quote-unquote) kids: Hilary Duff, the Jonas Bros, Lauren Conrad and, yes, Heidi Montag (none of whom actually qualify as kids, I know, but still: younger than Jamie Lee Curtis) have all had something to say about the matter:
Hilary Duff: "Everyone goes through things and takes their own path... Who am I to judge decisions that she made? ... People are pushing you to do something, and if you want to do it, that's your choice, you know?" she said. "It's not what I would choose to do, but if she did, then that's fine. That's her choice."
Lauren Conrad: "I found it a bit silly... I thought she looked beautiful in the pictures. I didn't find it that inappropriate."
Heidi Montag: (Cyrus is) "a young girl in Hollywood, and she's just having fun — [she]'s exploring herself."
A 'young girl' 'having fun' and 'exploring herself' in 'beautiful pictures' - so what if those pictures were intended to evoke post-coital langour and titillate middle-aged Vanity Fair readers with Humbert Humbert complexes? And so what if she's just fifteen? It was HER DECISION and SHE'S JUST EXPLORING HERSELF.
Maybe you could send her over some of your poly-blend hotpants, Heidi, for her next photo shoot? So that she can explore herself some more?
Celebrity parents have weighed in; now it's time for the (quote-unquote) kids: Hilary Duff, the Jonas Bros, Lauren Conrad and, yes, Heidi Montag (none of whom actually qualify as kids, I know, but still: younger than Jamie Lee Curtis) have all had something to say about the matter:
Hilary Duff: "Everyone goes through things and takes their own path... Who am I to judge decisions that she made? ... People are pushing you to do something, and if you want to do it, that's your choice, you know?" she said. "It's not what I would choose to do, but if she did, then that's fine. That's her choice."
Lauren Conrad: "I found it a bit silly... I thought she looked beautiful in the pictures. I didn't find it that inappropriate."
Heidi Montag: (Cyrus is) "a young girl in Hollywood, and she's just having fun — [she]'s exploring herself."
A 'young girl' 'having fun' and 'exploring herself' in 'beautiful pictures' - so what if those pictures were intended to evoke post-coital langour and titillate middle-aged Vanity Fair readers with Humbert Humbert complexes? And so what if she's just fifteen? It was HER DECISION and SHE'S JUST EXPLORING HERSELF.
Maybe you could send her over some of your poly-blend hotpants, Heidi, for her next photo shoot? So that she can explore herself some more?
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